WHY???

...Did we buy a Great Dane?

The baby slept great last night, Brad and I were enjoying our sleep.  

...wait, what is that noise??

...Wait, what is that smell??

...."Brad, did Guinness just take a dump in our room? (joking)

...."Yup" he says as he looks over the side of our bed

Ohhhhh man!  Seriously??  Why do we have a dane dud??  Guinness had decided his quarterly poo (he does this every few months) would look nice in our room this time.  

So he, Guinness, sprayed the bed, my beautiful duvet and bed skirt...cream colored might I add and the only thing I iron these days.  Thank gosh Brad sleeps on that side hehe =)  Then he carried on all over our carpeting all the way out our bedroom door, in the hall, down the stairs, across the wood floor, across our wool shag rug, across the wood floor again and over to the back door. 

Yes, he had the runs, it can never just be a solid pile.  

Nope.  

That's just not the way he rolls.

One entire roll of toilet paper (all out of paper towels...of course) a handful of subway napkins, 8 rags, and bottle of cleaning solution later...we are left with a bunch of poop stains throughout the house, a washer full of bed linens that I get to iron again, a trip to the dry cleaners with our duvet and a very expensive carpet cleaning appointment for tomorrow at noon.  

Happy Morning! Hope yours was better then ours!!